I can't, I can't believe I was going to take your skin off. Roger: I just want to be as close to you as possible. I haven't slept in seven hours, not counting naps. Roger: I feel really bad about what I did. I could totally see her bra through the gunshot hole. Roger: I'm sorry! Something snapped in me.I opened up my soul to you, and when you rejected me, I-I guess I couldn't handle it. Roger: I don't know! I was overwhelmed with emotion! Steve: Roger, what the hell were you thinking?! Roger: Oh, hey, never apologize for how you feel. Roger: And I'm serious about the underwear. She's having a private moment, and I'm sharing it with her. Roger: Oh, God, where did I park the car? Store Clerk: Oh! You broke my nose! Security! Store Clerk: Sir, you can't put that in your pocket. Could you check in the back and see if you have it in red? Roger: So, how much is this tape recorder? I just want to milk ya! Milky, milky, milky! If anything, I was looking at you teats because I think of you as my cash cow. When you shimmy, your boobs are kind of all over the place. Roger: And what's my distraction from your boring stories? This is just the distraction I need while Jeff is at sea. Hayley: I'm actually looking forward to this. Roger: Good, you're here and you don't look terrible. Ow! Oh, that's right, it's the toilet camera that's chocolate. Roger: Oh, and don't worry about the camera. I co-wrote City Slickers with Babaloo Mandel but I can't do this? Klaus: If they need it so much, how come there's nobody here? Roger: This place is just what Langley Falls needs. Uh-huh! Okay! It was the wrong Mark Burnett. What about a show with Randy Johnson throwing AIDS-covered baseballs at people? Uh-huh. Hello, Mark Burnett? This is Roger Smith. Klaus: What about an AIDS ball thrown by Randy Johnson? Or a baseball thrown by superstar pitcher Randy Johnson. You want to talk about deadly catches, let's talk about catching AIDS. ![]() The Deadlist Catch? They're just fishing for crab. He's got a job on The Deadliest Catch, and she worries for him. ![]() Klaus: In Hayley's defense, shes been a bit extra mopey lately because of Jeff. Roger: I've been working my tail off trying to get my lounge bar up and running, and you just sit there all day breathing through your mannish mouth, itching your lumpy butt with your gorilla arms! Roger: Excuse you? For eating the rest of my potato bread? I made that myself and you know I didn't. Meanwhile, Stan (once again) tries to prove his manhood by negotiating a good price for an SUV he wants, and tries to sell his black SUV to get money for the new one. Roger develops a crush on Hayley after he recruits her as the main entertainer in his new crooner's bar, and ends up kidnapping her when she tells him that she cannot be in love with him because she is married.
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